Rod Steer has been on tinder for 6 weeks now and is yet to secure himself a date.
Rod has been swiping left and right all over the shop, even charitably swiping right for the ugly ones (or is it left?). He’s had a few matches but no dates as of yet.
The conversation usually starts well with the standard hi, how’s it going? And Rod always follows through with the obligatory picture of his massive junk. He’s been complimented on it in the past and a couple of girls on tinder have even replied with “that’s great” but then he never hears from them again.
They must all be lesbians. Or intimidated by how mighty and powerful his Thor is, it’s the only logical explanation.