Satire
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People wearing lanyards are more important than you
In case you didn't know, all people that wear lanyards, are more important than you. When a person wears a...
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13 people really pissed about their Christmas gifts
Since April 2018, spouses have been able to use the internet to make online applications to divorce their worser half.And...
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Facebook set to buckle under “new year, new me” posts
With every Tom, Dick and Larry set to make a facebook declaration about how 2019 is set to be their...
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Wetherspoons say a big ‘fuck you’ to dry January
Wetherspoons is saying a big fuck you to dry January and are holding a sale to tempt all the alcoholics...
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New year’s dieters pissed off their clothes still don’t fit
All the New Year's dieters are now on day 3 of their "be less of a fat bastard this year...
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Shit friends promise to be less shit next year
With 5 days to go until 2019, shit friends everywhere are re-evaluating their shitness. They are acknowledging thier lack of...
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When you look through your recent transactions trying to find a mistake but it was all you
When 'fuck it, it's Christmas' goes wrong. You know the familiar pattern, it's payday, you're rich and when you pay...
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Forget Brexit: Referendum to take place to decide the gender of Father Christmas
The houses of parliament have voted to hold a referendum to settle the nationwide dispute that has erupted over the...
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The Nightmare before Christmas: The School PTA
We all know the school PTA is a bit of a nightmare but in the lead up to Christmas, the...
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10 things you should know before getting a cat
1. Cats are all dicks. Every. Last. One. Even yours Sue. Of course they're adorably sweet and cute and bring...
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