Doctors surgeries everywhere are practising a new tactic that they like to call radical non intervention.
Have you been to the pharmacy?
Have you called at least three times accross different days to be told there are no appointments left today?
Have you clocked up at least 3 hours waiting time in a telephone queue like you’re trying to score glastonbury tickets?
Have you completed the final hurdle of a duel with a fire breathing receptionist to speak to a gp and not won that conversational cavort?
If the answer is no to any of the above then you are in fact not ill. Go about you’re day and call again only if you lose a limb.