With every Tom, Dick and Larry set to make a facebook declaration about how 2019 is set to be their year, Mark Zuckerburg is said to be worried facebook won’t be able to cope.
New Year’s resolution posts will include but actually mean…
New year, new me! (I will stay exactly the same but might buy a new top).
Plans for world domination. (I’m going to start a blog from my bedroom and maybe get some business cards printed).
The New year’s diet, (aka – Be less of a fat bastard, however this will end before the close of January).
Get a new job/promotion (aka – Be less of a lazy bastard for one day).
Promises to be a better friend (aka – Be socially less of a lazy bastard for a few texts).
Facebook are working on an algorithm to automatically remove all New Year’s related posts after a poll found that no one gives a shit.