As the 14th of February looms closer cheap bastards still skint from Christmas have been scratching their heads in earnest about what to get their better half.
Whilst one wants to be appear sincere and thoughtful, one also can’t be arsed to think that hard or spend more than a fiver. However if one gets it right, one is almost gauranteed sex therefore the steaks are high.
The great marketeers of our time recognise this conundrum perplexing the nation and have been working on a solution.
Cue: In comes Poundland to save the day! Poundland have launched their very own engagement rings you can buy for just £1.
If you’re ready to get serious and pop that big question poundland has you covered and if you’re not – buy a ring anyway – it’s a quid. It’s not one you’ll need to return for a refund in case of a break up and seems like a guaranteed lay.
If you’re looking to go the extra mile for extra brownie points – throw in some artificial roses and a box of maltesers.
Boom! That’s what you call a triple threat. 3 quid; job done!