Rob Green from Cardiff is racking his brain as to why he seems to be getting the silent treatment from his longterm girlfriend Bethan Long.
Rob has been through the events of the last couple of days trying to figure it out but it remains a mystery. Rob’s left the odd sock on the floor here and there and a couple of dishes on the side but this isn’t anything new. “There was that night out I had but I saved her some of my kebab and left it on her bedside for the morning, thoughtful much…. I dunno, she’s probably got her period or summin, I definitely haven’t missed her birthday, that’s a month or two after christmas.”
Bethan informed us “it was our 9 month anniversary yesterday and he clearly doesn’t give a shit. No flowers, no chocolates, no new cat to solidify our commitment to each other and to complete our family and no marriage proposal. I’ve dropped hints everywhere, I left the napkin from our first date on his pillow which I later found on the floor all wet and sticky. I’ve been wearing the shoes I wore on said date, I’ve been eating so many haribo rings and i bought a new cat calender for the kitchen. I don’t know how else to get through to him, he either needs to commit or he can get someone else to pick up his minging socks.
Rob’s decided to carry on as normal and pretend he hasn’t realised he’s getting the silent treatment. You can’t go wrong with that plan of action. “Shit. Unless she’s looked at my internet history”.