Princess Eugenie has been reminding the public that she only just got married on Friday; in the wake of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s pregnancy news.
The nation has been flooded with the exciting news and the only mention of the recent royal wedding today is Meghan and Harry left early which was most uncharacteristic for the party animal prince.
Insiders have reported that Princess Eugenie has been heard ranting that “People should be speculating about my current or forthcoming pregnancy status, may I remind you I did get married on Friday. My new husband and I may or may not have had socially commended coitus, and I don’t need to explain the mechanics of what that can lead to”.
Princess Beatrice has apparently been hear to warn that “Eugenie kept her inner bridezilla in check, but if this carries on, woe betide us all”.