Swimming has been reserved as a hair wash day sport only, by women everywhere.
The faff of washing, drying and styling hair of all shapes and sizes has reached epidemic levels and women have had enough.
Denise from Gloucester says ” I’m not going to lie, washing my hair is like a hot and sweaty work out and there’s no way I’m doing that extra for swimming frolicks! It’s bad enough dealing with the extra frizz from the chlorine but it’s not quite so bad if it needed a wash anyway and plus the grease acts as a bit of a barrier!”
Hair washing has now been reserved for Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays one week and Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays the next and if swimming is to be considered, it just has to tie in with the days of the week math!
Local swimming pool owner Tom Howe has noticed the quieter periods but could work out no rhyme or reason for the pattern.
Kids everywhere have stopped asking their Mum’s to go swimming whilst her locks are looking fresh and shiny, as they know – it aint happening!