How to be a cheap bastard this valentines day
As the 14th of February looms closer cheap bastards still skint from Christmas have been scratching their heads in earnest ...
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5 underrated ways to use your car hazard lights if you’re a bellend
Car hazard warning lights are a pair of intermittent flashing indicator lights that flash in unison to warn other drivers ...
People wearing lanyards are more important than you
In case you didn't know, all people that wear lanyards, are more important than you. When a person wears a ...
13 people really pissed about their Christmas gifts
Since April 2018, spouses have been able to use the internet to make online applications to divorce their worser half.And ...
Facebook set to buckle under “new year, new me” posts
With every Tom, Dick and Larry set to make a facebook declaration about how 2019 is set to be their ...
Wetherspoons say a big ‘fuck you’ to dry January
Wetherspoons is saying a big fuck you to dry January and are holding a sale to tempt all the alcoholics ...
New year’s dieters pissed off their clothes still don’t fit
All the New Year's dieters are now on day 3 of their "be less of a fat bastard this year ...
Shit friends promise to be less shit next year
With 5 days to go until 2019, shit friends everywhere are re-evaluating their shitness. They are acknowledging thier lack of ...
Forget Brexit: Referendum to take place to decide the gender of Father Christmas
The houses of parliament have voted to hold a referendum to settle the nationwide dispute that has erupted over the ...
The Nightmare before Christmas: The School PTA
We all know the school PTA is a bit of a nightmare but in the lead up to Christmas, the ...
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