Here’s our top 10 list of the things no one warns you about living with housemates.
1 – Small talk: You’re only talking to be polite. You don’t even want to talk to anyone right now. You keep taking a step back until you reach your bedroom door.
2 – Being a prisoner in your own room: You hear them in the communual area. You are in no fit state to be facing other humans right now.
3 – Unexpected visitors: These could appear in your house at anytime and they’re not here to see you.
4 – Takeaways: You’re on a diet or you’re poor and all you can smell is their takeaway seeping through your door.
5 – Fridge raiders: The audacity of them having no milk for you to steal and you still have your pjs on and can’t be bothered to walk 2 minutes to the shop.
6 – Shhhhh: Creeping around the house trying to be quiet, only to hear them come in hours later and you’ve been quiet for no reason.
7 – Sex: Hearing them having sex and feeling like an awkward extra in a porn movie.
8 – Waiting to cook: Whilst they are in the kitchen using every appliance and utensil that you need.
9 – TV: Watching TV together and the sex scenes are just as awkward as when you were sat watching with your parents
10 – Showering: How is it you both end up trying to shower at the same time. You have a job interview in half an hour and you’re pretty sure she said she was just going to be ‘chilling’ today.
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