Christmas enthusiasts everywhere have just about finished their christmas shopping and are ready to get the tree up and vomit lights all over the house and garden
Emma Swan from Norwich began shitting money and donating it all to amazon on Boxing day last year in anticipation of the big day. Emma says “I just like to be prepared and to be honest im a bit of a cheap skate so the leftover shit that no one wanted pre christmas are the perfect gifts to buy post christmas. Just to wrap them all up now” she says with a smile.
Emma’s family will eagerly await what they expect will be yet again, more smelly shit from boots knowing full well she’s cheaped out on them again.
Gemma Richards from Greenwich has already wrapped her presents and is getting a head start on next year. “There’s nothing better than seeing the looks on loved ones faces when you get to rub it in you’re done and watch them scrabble around in December for present ideas”.
Jessica Done is also all finished; all the deorations are in place behind the halloween ones so come November 1st she’s all set.
Now all that’s left to do is get down the supermarket and buy a years supply of food for December as we wouldn’t want to run out on the big day.