A woman is still left baffled as to what the collection of the fast and the furious films are all about, despite watching all 8.
Anna Wills has been made to watch all 8 films by her boyfriend Jeff Green, she’s tried to gain clarity by asking what she would describe as insightful questions i.e. “what’s going on” but has been shushed repeatedly.
What she has surmised is that Vin Diesel makes several appearances, as does the late Paul Walker and they both drive cars fast; lots.
Then there’s some chatting with filler characters and they all get back in the car and have another drive with a look of smouldering determination.
Predictably in every film there’s usually a shoot out and some cars blow up but Anna’s yet to learn if Vin and Paul are supposed to be the hereo’s or the villains and what their film names actually are.
Aesthetically speaking Anna’s quite happy to spend a couple hours with Vin and Paul and convinces herself her bald boyfriend Jeff has a Vin Diesel look about him.
What Anna can conclude is that not all fast cars are made equal. Some are pretty, some aren’t.